New Schedule

This guy walks into the local bar one Friday afternoon when he gets out  of work, as he steps up to the bar he sees his good friend Joe throw down 2 shots, he had a frown on his face.
“What’s with the long face Joe?” he asks.
Joe responds, “My wife told me today that she was only going to have sex with me on Mondays, and Thursdays!”
“Well,”said the friend, “That’s not that bad, some of us she has cut off completely.”