Magic Mirror
By A woman walked into an antique store that was down the street from her home. As she wondered around the store, the clerk asked her what she was interested in. She said she was interested in buying a mirror.
He showed her a couple mirrors, then told her he had a special, magic mirror in the back.
Doubtful, she followed him to the back room, where he showed her the mirror and said, “All you have to say is ‘Mirror Mirror on the door,’ then ask for anything.”
She gave it a try and said, “Mirror Mirror on the door, make my breasts size D4.”
KABOOM. She got huge breasts.
She ran down the street to her house to show her husband. She told him of the magic mirror, and he raced out the door, headed to the antique shop. As he arrived, he told the clerk he wanted to try the magic mirror. The clerk took him back to where the mirror was and told him what to say.
The man looked in the mirror and said, “Mirror Mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor.”
KABOOM. His legs fell off.
