Lunchtime Magic

A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each one of you one wish.”
Excited, the admin clerk says “Me first, me first! I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof, she is gone.
“Me next, me next,” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my live.” Poof, he is gone.
“Ok, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager, obviously annoyed says, “I want those two back in my office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.