genie/wishes

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Three Wishes

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On July 16, 2023
Three men, an Irishman, a Scouser (man from Liverpool) and a Manc (man from Manchester) are given a wish each by a genie. The Irishman wished for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash it was done. The Manc is amazed...

Tricky Genie

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On February 24, 2023

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie..

Lunchtime Magic

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On January 1, 2023

A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie.

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Third Wish

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On July 14, 2022
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray. “And what will your third wish be?” asked the genie. The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third...

Tricky Genie

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On July 10, 2022

After an ugly divorce, a lady took a little vacation to a tropical island. One day, on her stroll through the old historic park, she finds a lamp. She rubs it and a genie appears. The.

One Wish

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On March 12, 2022

A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are.

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Fishing Buddies

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On November 1, 2021
Two guys are fishing and just ran out of beer. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, he rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie promises to grant...

Three Wishes

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On April 21, 2021

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in.

Magic Bottle

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On March 30, 2021

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out.

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A Senator and a Genie

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On December 20, 2020
A senator sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home...
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