Smart Little Johnny
By New school year started and little Johnny’s teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and no class on Monday.
The first Friday came and the teacher asked, “Who can tell me how many stars are there in the sky?” Little Jonny jumped up and answered 1000. The teacher said that’s wrong. She assigned the homework and said, “See you all on Monday.”
Next Friday came and the teacher asked, “Who here can tell me how many fish are in the sea?” Little Jonny was called on to answer and he said 10,000. The teacher said “That’s incorrect, see you all on Monday,” and she assigned homework.
Before next Friday came little Jonny bought black bouncy balls. At the end of the class, when the teacher said it was quiz time, Johnny started bouncing them all over the room. Irritated, the teacher asked, “Alright, who is the comedian with the black balls!?!”
Little Jonny raised his hand and exclaimed “Chris Rock! See ya Tuesday!”