your mamas glassses are so thik that when she looks at the map she sees people waving
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and.
The stockings are hung on the chimneyAnd the presents are under the treeAnd mama's in the kitchen making some herbal teaThe windows are covered with frostThe candles are all alight But as I wander through this quiet houseSomething just doesn't seem rightYou see, every year the...
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed.
It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm.
You're a redneck if.... You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.