10.Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase "You can all bite me" 9.Giving people on the White House tour the finger 8.Punched the side of Al Gore's head so hard he broke his hand 7.Threw half-eaten Big Mac from South Portico, beaning a...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore, and you sleep alone.
Yo momma so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
your mama so fat when she turns to the side she is still in the front
What does a blonde do when she's done combing her hair? She takes her hand out of her pants.
You wake up face down on the pavement. ..................... You put your bra on backward and it fits better. ..................... You call the suicide prevention hotline and they ask to.
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a...
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on the that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to.
yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci