What's the difference between a Mexican American Princess, and a Jewish American Princess? A Mexican American Princess has fake jewelry and real orgasms.
The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",. The lady at the counter.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future.
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was...
No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his...
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll? A:you push them down the Alps.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
Three men are about to go into heaven, a robber, a pickpocket, and a gay man. God says to them, "To enter heaven you must overcome your greatest temptations..." God turned to the robber and said, "go back down to earth and don't steal anything for...