Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor.
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.
yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion
that the last time she saw 98765 was on the scale
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks. 6:32 Hit snooze.
ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.