After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then stormed...
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!".
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, the new one and the old one.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes,...
yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES. yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of.
Knock knock. Who's there? Tis. Tis who? Tis who is good to blow your nose with. Knock Knock Who's there? Toast! Toast who? Toast where the days! Knock Knock Who's.
* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? * Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? * If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't...
How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
10.Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase "You can all bite me" 9.Giving people on the White House tour the finger 8.Punched the side of Al Gore's head so hard he broke his hand 7.Threw half-eaten Big Mac from South Portico, beaning a...