What do you call two Packies jumping out of a plane? Chocolate drops.
Human 1: I can jump over the CN Tower and you can't. Haha Human 2: How did you jump over the CN Tower? Human 1: You see, I said I.
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said.
How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He never had to date one.
Knock, knock, who's there the plumber the plumber who me you dork!
An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something.
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas.
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given...