Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, the new one and the old one.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question.
yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES. yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of.
Knock knock. Who's there? Tis. Tis who? Tis who is good to blow your nose with. Knock Knock Who's there? Toast! Toast who? Toast where the days! Knock Knock Who's there? Toby! Toby who? Toby or not toby, that is the question! Knock Knock Who's there?...
* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? * Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? * If olive oil comes from olives,.
How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
10.Latest radio address to the nation ended with the phrase "You can all bite me" 9.Giving people on the White House tour the finger 8.Punched the side of Al Gore's.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore, and you sleep alone.
Yo momma so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.