why does michael jackson like 26 yr olds? because there were 20 of them
1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
a man decided to go out fishing. while he was fishing his pole started to yank hard. so the man started wheeling in as fast and hard as he could..
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every.
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on.
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis.
Polution- a lawyer in the sea. Solution- all of the lawyers under the sea.
Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.