10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 8. My work has a lot of practical importance. 7. I would never date an undergraduate. 6. Your latest...
Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a.
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even know she drank!" "That's nothing" said the Scotsman "I found a pack of cigs in my...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. (Of course, we know God is never missing, but this is a story.) Eventually, Michael,.
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not.
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.