Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not.
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see...
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD AND WHEN I SAY YOU'RE GORGEOUS I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG.
Did you hear about the Aggie that was up all night studying for his urinal test?
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him."Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?""Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."The man returned to his...