Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as.
Your momma so fat she asked for a water bed and they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and...
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete.
You know you're in Sydney, Australia, when...� Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings but none are visible.� You earn over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.�.
A blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was 'what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' With a puzzled look on her face the said 'hmmmmm. Thats a hard one.' The game show host yelled 'That is correct!!!!'
Murphy's Law of Repeatability The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about.
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