A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work." An Englishman said, "We...
A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died.
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a.
(actual trial) A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on...
15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exchanging credit card numbers. 14> His IM messages are chockablock with correct grammar usage and.
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of.
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital door to endoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair.
Knock Knock Who's there? Oscar! Oscar who? Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer! Knock Knock Who's there? O'Shea! O'Shea who? O'Shea that's a sad story! Knock Knock Who's.
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone?