So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only.
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 8. My work has a lot of practical importance. 7. I would never date an undergraduate. 6. Your latest...
Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a.
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn't even know she drank!" "That's nothing" said the Scotsman "I found a pack of cigs in my...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. (Of course, we know God is never missing, but this is a story.) Eventually, Michael,.
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.