I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She had gotten the...
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I.
TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM:.
Suicidal blonde A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill herself. She finds a suitable tree and proceeds to hang herself by the ankles. Two guys come over and say, "Are you trying to kill yourself?" The blonde replies, "Yes, I...
Two lawyers were planing to go to Hawaii for their 12th anniversery. The lady told her husband that she has to finish her case and would come down in a.
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself.
How does Santa get through such a samll chimney into your house? Santa is an ant.
One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local Pharmasave. He goes up to the clerk and says "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut go oomph right nut.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!
Remember the book "men are from mars, women are from venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday "today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story." "The process is simple. Each...