How Many Women
By A man and his wife are having another fight in their crappy marriage.
Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Man: Only you, I was too busy to sleep while shagging the other women!
Wife: Right, pack your bags I want you out!
Man: That’s fine.
Wife: I hope you have a slow and painful death!
Man: I’m confused, does that mean you want me to stay now?
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