A man wanted to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and wanted to see what they.
A “Husband Shopping Center” was opened where any woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in.
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main.
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life in bed having sex with me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy.