My husband was trying to embarrass me at a party by carrying on about all the stuff women carry in their purses. Instead of getting angry or blushing I said, “You’re right. There IS too much stuff in my purse.” So, I removed his wallet,...
men vs women
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" comes the response. Next day, the guy.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor, and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to.
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.
A child asked his father, "Where did people come from?"His father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question, and she told him, "We were...
A frustrated wife decided to give her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. For seven days, she didn't say anything to him at all. She was hoping it.
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to.
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Severalmembers did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of...