A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, “Here’s $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have.”

The madam says, “But sir, for $500 you can have the finest meal and the most beautiful girl here.”

The trucker replies, “I’m not horny, I’m home sick.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis


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