Homesick
By A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, “Here’s $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have.”
The madam says, “But sir, for $500 you can have the finest meal and the most beautiful girl here.”
The trucker replies, “I’m not horny, I’m home sick.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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