Dildo Shop
By A white woman walks into a sex toy store and asks the man how
much for dildos? He said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.”
She said, “I’ll take a black one since I never had one before.”
A black woman walks into the store and asks how much for dildos.
The man said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” She said,
“I’ll take a white one I never had a white one before.”
Then a blonde walked in and asked how much for dildos. The man
said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” And the blonde
asked, “How much for that plaid one?” The man said, “That’s a
special one. It costs $60.”
The owner of the store walks in a little later and asked how
business was going. The man said, “I sold a white dildo for $35,
a black dildo for $35 and your thermos for $60.”