“My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.”
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As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what.
A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, he could talk like an adult. When he was two, he could read anything. When he was three, he.
This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the...
Two women sitting in the doctor's waiting room began discussing babies. "I want a baby more than anything else in the world." said one. "But I guess it's impossible." "I.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Daphne called her mother. "Mom," she wailed "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down," said her mom, "it's not half as bad.
Facebook is telling me to ’reconnect’ with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday
A drunk staggered down to hotel reception and demanded a change of room. He was so insistent that the receptionist was forced to call the manager. "What seems to be.
A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man says, "What's the problem officer? Officer: "You were going at least.
A magician is very happy because he has got a job on the Titanic. So he gets on the ship, and that night he does his act in front hundreds of people but doesn't get very far for his parrot keeps giving away the answers...