A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said: "Did you see my face?" "Yes," said the hostage. And then the robber shot him dead. Then he turned to the next man and asked: "Did you see my face?" "No," he said...
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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today,.
A drunk goes into a bar. "Drinks for everyone, and one for you too." he says to the bartender. The bartender serves everyone, including himself. "That'll be fifty dollars, please.".
Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of.
10. "I see the flat tax wouldn't apply to you." 9. "Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here." 8. "I'd like you to exercise my pocket veto." 7..
Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0Combining a) and b) gives:2* log(-1) = 0Divide both sides by 2:log(-1) = 0
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Class size is limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult. Agenda 1. Combating Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do Housework 3. P.M.S. Learning To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Reasons why it's great to be a man: Your butt is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics...