how is binladen like fred flinston? when he looks through the window he sees rubble!
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I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's OLD---------------NEW conservative--reactionary the establishment--white power elite hearing person--temporarily aurally abled sighted person--temporarily visually abled blind--visually challenged mute--vocally challenged deaf--aurally challenged dead--metabolically different.
1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. 4. He asks a hostile witness to "pull my...
A Canadian study shows that smokers seem to have smaller penises, due to the smoking.Health Canada should take note of that penis study.There is no doubt that news of reduced.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question.
Hey, you leave my mama outta this and I'll leave this outta your mama!
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!".
Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, she was disqualified for being a professional.
Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A. Women working at 900 numbers.