your mother so fat that when she puts her lip stick on she has to use a paint roller!
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There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her.
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and.
Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
Three men are about to go into heaven, a robber, a pickpocket, and a gay man. God says to them, "To enter heaven you must overcome your greatest temptations..." God turned to the robber and said, "go back down to earth and don't steal anything...
14> "You were, uh, *born* a man, right?" 13> "Are you going to tell me the secret code, or am I going to have to assume you're an alien and.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE...