A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets...
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
14> "You were, uh, *born* a man, right?" 13> "Are you going to tell me the secret code, or am I going to have to assume you're an alien and.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP.
After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might try.
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the...
Three men are about to go into heaven, a robber, a pickpocket, and a gay man. God says to them, "To enter heaven you must overcome your greatest temptations..." God.
How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He never had to date one.
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said it would be chilly out and she went out with a bowl and spoon and...