Jack and Jill went up the hill to do a little kissing. Jack made a move, and grabed her boob, And now his two front teeth are missing.
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"WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OIL WELL". This is how the game is played. A contestant will be required to pick the correct answer out of 4 possible answers. For.
A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him. The man took out.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!
Gary Coleman said that if he's elected governor of California, he's going to build condos for "little people." Everything will be scaled down to their size. Kitchen cabinets lower, sinks,.
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's.
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail! Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold...
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would.
a boy walks in on his mum in the shower, he looks at her croch and asks whats that and she replies thats my garage.later the boy walks in on.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about...