Knock KnockWho's there?Juliet!Juliet who!Juliet me in or not!
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Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote.
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Knock-Knock Who's there? Yo Mama!
None of the kids that live in your house...
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
your mamas so fat it takes her five of her own lifetimes to walk around herself
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!