your mamas so fat it takes her five of her own lifetimes to walk around herself
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to.
None of the kids that live in your house...
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Your mama is soo fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "We are family"
Yo Mama so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits 1400.01 General 1.Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2.Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted..
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers,...