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A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her room and start to discuss prices. She says "It's $100 for a blow.
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked.
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There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day,like those tiny.
During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.I told him that my Father and grandfather were Republicans before me and that I was carrying on...
a guy walks into a bar and sees a jug of money sitting on the tablE he says to the bartender "whats that money for" the bartender says "well its.
A old lady went to the Doctor and said "I have a problem, can you help me out ? The Dr. asked "What is the problem with you ?" The.
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