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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious reason, or church and state issues... "They simply.
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the.
Dear Dr. Dover: I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. After getting married I was advised...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a.
yo mamma so fat she is as tall laying down as she is standing up
A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her room and start to discuss prices. She says "It's $100 for a blow job, $200 for straight sex, and $250 for a Monica." "What's a Monica?" he asks....
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked.
Why does michael jackson like tweenty egight year olds? Because there is 20 of them.
Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote and drive, too? 8:12am Accounting called to say they couldn't access reports database. Gave them...