Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin. After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the...
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald couldn't quite place, and the thought stuck with him throughout the rest of the day,like those tiny.
During a neighborhood party here, I got into an argument with my neighbor, Van, about presidential politics. Finally, he asked me why I was such a dedicated Republican.I told him that my Father and grandfather were Republicans before me and that I was carrying on...
a guy walks into a bar and sees a jug of money sitting on the tablE he says to the bartender "whats that money for" the bartender says "well its.
A old lady went to the Doctor and said "I have a problem, can you help me out ? The Dr. asked "What is the problem with you ?" The.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month later for a checkup, and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must...
Knock KnockWho's there?Juliet!Juliet who!Juliet me in or not!
Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote.
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!