Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.
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A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, "Here's $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have." The madam says, "But sir,.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told.
Knock knock whoes there? Fuck. Fuck who? Fuck you!
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side.
Science definitions from Kids... H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you.
When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie about the...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know.
Right now I'm working on something that's going to make me a fortune. A marriage license that self-destructs
A girl and a guy are in an elevator, and the girl takes off all her clothes and throws them on the ground and says, "Make me a woman." The man takes off all his clothes and throws them on the ground and says pick...