The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. � Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." � Good. What comes after three." �? Four�, answers the boy. � What comes after six?" "Seven�. � Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad...
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An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've.
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and dreary day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God hurry! Grab your clothes,"...
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. "What do.
1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!" 2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not.
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight...
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..
Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming.
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do Housework 3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4... How to Fill an Ice Tray 5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us...