Science definitions from Kids... H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins,...
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When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know.
ur mamma is so fat when god said let there be light your mamma moved
Right now I'm working on something that's going to make me a fortune. A marriage license that self-destructs
A girl and a guy are in an elevator, and the girl takes off all her clothes and throws them on the ground and says, "Make me a woman." The.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. � Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." � Good. What comes after three." �? Four�, answers the boy. � What comes after six?" "Seven�. � Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad...
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've.
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and dreary day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God hurry! Grab your clothes,"...