Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will...
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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Because the batteries died.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing . . . . . . He is on the second hole when he notices a frog.
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxillin, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin and Mydixarizin.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is.
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list.
Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.