Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxillin, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin and Mydixarizin.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is.
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Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.
A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, "Here's $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have." The madam says, "But sir,.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told.
Knock knock whoes there? Fuck. Fuck who? Fuck you!