Early in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy." The husband did not answer, and walked out. When he was in the street, downpour and strong wind make...
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Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
How are OJ Simpson and Simba from the "Lion King" different? One is an African lion the other is a lyin' African.
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until.
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, �Hey Tim, what're you in for?� �I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm...
1) Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana! 2) Life sucks .... and then you die! 3) What are you gonna do for a.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.
Knock Knock Who's there? Handsome! Handsome who? Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more! Knock Knock Who's there? Hank! Hank who? Hank you! Knock Knock Who's there? Hannah! Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock Who's there? Hanover! Hanover...