You momma so fat she jumped out of an airplane in a yellow coat, and people thought the sun was falling.
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Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish. Poor sole! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
Early in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy." The husband did not.
Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny answered " The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he...
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
How are OJ Simpson and Simba from the "Lion King" different? One is an African lion the other is a lyin' African.
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until.
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually.
What is Bill Clinton's Second favorite movie? "Octopussy"