Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?Her navel!
yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
what do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy? A lick-a-lot-o-pus
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? - You only get laid once. - You only get eaten once. - It takes 4 minutes to get hard. - Only 2 minutes to get soft. - You share your...
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
A three-year-old little boy was examing his testicles while taking a bath. Mama,he asked, are these my brains? Mama answered, not yet son.
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself. Your mama so...