"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that."...
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Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!
Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?Her navel!
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply,.
Cold? Decorators have created a new interior decorating style, "modern igloo".
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. Your.
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired. Yo mama's so old her social security number is one. Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age.
Written by a Viet Nam Vet GOD BLESS AMERICA! "In Memory of The Twin Towers" Warning song to Osama bin Laden (the tune of Rawhide) The devil came from nowhere He attacked us from the sky. He bloodied up our nation didn't give a reason...