yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser
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Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
what do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy? A lick-a-lot-o-pus
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? - You only get laid once. - You only get eaten once. - It takes 4 minutes to get hard. - Only 2 minutes to get soft. - You share your...
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
A three-year-old little boy was examing his testicles while taking a bath. Mama,he asked, are these my brains? Mama answered, not yet son.
Return your keysBefore a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were made, the best man said to the guests, "Now that Jim is married and is no longer available, it is probably a good...
A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago. They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them,.
One day a kid named Daniel was asked to stay after class to talk to his teacher because he got in trouble. Instead of staying after his teacher told him.
Knock!Knock! Whose there? Maddam! Maddam who? Maddam foot stuck in your door!