Knock!Knock! Whose there? Maddam! Maddam who? Maddam foot stuck in your door!
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"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes.
Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!
Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?Her navel!
yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
what do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy? A lick-a-lot-o-pus
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? - You only get laid once. - You only get eaten once. - It takes 4 minutes to get hard. - Only 2 minutes to get soft. - You share your...