Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Don, you've got...
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Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxiy Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
Nancy was dating her friend Patty's ex-boyfriend. Said Nancy: "He's so romantic. Every time he speaks to me he starts with "Fair lady..." Patty says, "Romantic my eye. He used to be a bus driver."
1. Men aren't pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive, caring animals. 2. I'm not drunk you shilly sit 3. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's students 4..
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 21 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666 WINDOWS95 87 73.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop...
mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket, everytime it got out the dog tried to.... lick its face! (if u dont get it your an idiot)
Personally, I'm not the athletic type. I once sprained my wrist while reading "Sports Illustrated."
why did the chiken cross the park? to get to the other slide... from abigail melarangi age 8