Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom intrigued, asks him to continue with the story. The boy goes on, "I went back...
Jokes
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for.
John and Nancy were married for 40 years. For their anniversary, they decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a renewal ceremony.They were discussing the details with their.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat this weekend. The teacher asked if he took the cat home and took care of it. “It was dead,” informed the student. “How do you know?” the teacher asked. “Because I pissed in its...
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up.
A traveling salesman is meeting up with his friend who is a lawyer and says, "I think it's time for a divorce." His friend is shocked and replies, "Why do.
Three nurses arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first why he should admit her. She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and has saved thousands and thousands of lives. "Okay," he says, "Come on in!" The second reports that...
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. "Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She.
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was.
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked his Dad, "What are these Pop?" Wanting to tease his son, the father replied, "They're smart pills, son. Eat them and they'll make...