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Solid Witness

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On November 24, 2022
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, “Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches.” “What? How come you...

Boring Speaker

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On November 23, 2022

The after-dinner speaker just didn’t have a stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled.

Matter of Age

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On November 22, 2022

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall,.

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Lie Detecting Robot

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On November 21, 2022
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that...

White Sharks

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On November 20, 2022

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied a group of people playing too far from the shore. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark.

Reunion

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On November 19, 2022

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because.

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Lonely While Traveling

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On November 18, 2022
Ethel was traveling alone and she was a bit lonely in the hotel all on her own. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sex and have some fun.” She looked through the phone book,...
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A Close Shave

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On November 14, 2022
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby...
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