Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each.
One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class. One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before.
A man was walking down the street. All of a sudden he heard a loud voice say “Stop! Stand Still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall.
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't.
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him.