GOD is talking to Adam in the Garden of Eden, about the creation of a woman. GOD: Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you in the garden? ADAM: What is a woman? GOD: A creature like you but much...
Jokes
The husband had an annoying habit of searching through the refrigerator for a snack, usually while his wife was preparing a meal. Once, after he had gone through this routine.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and.
A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest...
A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a.
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he...
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we.
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted.
Three guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project when Shane fell off the scaffolding and instantly died. As the ambulance took the body away, Ricky said, 'Someone should go and tell his wife." Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at...