You're a redneck if.... You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
Jokes
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!
After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the debris, they spotted old Ron, a regular customer, lying uncocious in.
Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one dusty, dry, Wild West day and proceed to the first saloon, where they tie up their trusty steeds and head in.