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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.151. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks. 6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep. 7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you...
Most projects require three hands.
These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT," So they turned around and went home.
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. When asked for their phone number, they give.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.