You might be a redneck if... You've ever hitchhiked naked, You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle. Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."...
Jokes
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge. I promised myself that...
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and.
What do you get when you put 50 politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? - 100 people who don't do dick!
You�re a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of spray paint to protect your sister�s honer.
Your momma's so fat she can be classified as Mrs. Jiggle Puff.
Tom's wife wasn't very attractive, but he was no oil-painting, either. After the ceremony, Tom asked the vicar how much the cost was."Just give me what you think it is.
every one has a hobbie right....well your mine