A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when...
Jokes
how many blonde jokes are there? none because theyre all true..
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas.
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.
An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something.
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and.
The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me boy, you're plastered." So Mulligan says to the bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I can see that one eyed cat coming into the pub way over there!" The barman says to Mulligan, "One eyed cat?...
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two thirds.
Your momma's so fat she can be classified as Mrs. Jiggle Puff.
Tom's wife wasn't very attractive, but he was no oil-painting, either. After the ceremony, Tom asked the vicar how much the cost was."Just give me what you think it is worth to have this lady for your wife," replied the Reverend.Tom looked at his wife,...