Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so...
Jokes
Q. What do you call a dog with real short legs and steel testicles? A. Sparky.
There was a blonde, redhead, and a burnette. They all jumped off the building. Which on hit the ground last? The dumb blonde because she had to stop and ask.
You might be a redneck if you go to a dance, and they say do the ho down and you throw your wife on the ground.
What's the difference between a Mexican American Princess, and a Jewish American Princess? A Mexican American Princess has fake jewelry and real orgasms.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.182. When you leave the room, put on a.
Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors. Bach did it with the organ. Band members do it all night. Band members do it in a parade. Band members do it in front of 100,000 people. Band members do it on the football field. Baritones do...
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll? A:you push them down the Alps.
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".