A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they...
Jokes
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital door to endoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumbers truck: "We repair.
Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God? A: God doesn't think he's a brain surgeon!
A very sad event occurred last night: the Energizer Bunny, after going and going for so long has unfortunately passed away. The official medical report states that Mr. Bunny died from a Heart Attack brought on by sexual over stimulation. It seems that someone had...
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a.
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, "I found out my brother is gay." The.
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone?
Two blonds rented a canoe and went fishing on the lake. After waiting an hour without catching any fish, they decided to go farther down the lake. After two hours.
Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses,.
Q. What do you call a dog with real short legs and steel testicles? A. Sparky.