All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Jokes
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'
Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by...
Why cant witches have babies? Cause their husbands have halloweenies.
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on.
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him."Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?""Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."The man returned to...
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. (Of course, we know God is never missing, but this is a story.) Eventually, Michael,.
Ring Ring... Hello, who is it? Is your phone number 13498732? No. So, why did you pick up the phone?