Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs...
Jokes
You know you're in Sydney, Australia, when...� Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings but none are visible.� You earn over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.�.
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers.
A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl, "Hello little girl, what's your name?" She replies, "My name is Petal, because when my mother was pregnant with me,...
10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 8. My work.
Did you know that Bill Clinton really was supportive of Monica throughout thier tryst? He kept telling her, "Chin up young lady, chin up."
Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
1. Get off the mailman 2. Get the ball 3. Do you want a bone 4. Get down
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.
The three latest stupid technological discoveries: 1.) Solar powered flashlights. 2.) Inflatable dartboards. 3.) Helicopter ejection seats.