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Include your children when baking cookies. Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers. Drunks get nine years in violin case. Iraqi head.
One day a blonde wanted to call her house to tell her mom she was home. Well when she got the phone she dial her number and all she got.
You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.You've ever used scissors on food.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received.
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he.
You know you're in Sydney, Australia, when...� Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings but none are visible.� You earn over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.� You never bother looking at the bus timetable because you know the drivers have never...
Murphy's Law of Repeatability The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same.
A blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was 'what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' With a puzzled look on her face the.
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.