A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else" "Yeah" the bartender says. "Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away" the guy says. "Yeah right" the bartender says. "It's true,...
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During World War I, a German soldier on the eastern front expressed his absolute certainty of victory. "Franz," he said, "we Germans are pious people who pray to God on.
One day, all the Blondes held a convention together to prove they were actually smart despite the jokes. A brave Blonde came up and was asked the following question: What.
Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts...
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a.
Bury a blonde.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House! A: Because they can't afford.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.12. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink.
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