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Foreign Language

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On May 30, 2023
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.The two Americans just stare at him.“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.“Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?”...

Box of Eggs

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On May 29, 2023

A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out.

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Lost in Service

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On May 27, 2023
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque...

Need a Ride?

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On May 26, 2023

A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns.

Birthday Gift

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On May 25, 2023

A guy tells his buddy, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So,.

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Government Job

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On May 24, 2023
A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for...

Day of Race

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On May 23, 2023

A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse.

Car Accident

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On May 22, 2023

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of the wreckage, the.

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Three Drunks

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On May 21, 2023
Three drunk guys got in a taxi. The taxi driver saw that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The first guy gave him money and got out. The second guy said...
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