Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble." The...
Jokes
An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to.
A son told his father he wanted to propose to his long time girlfriend, but he worried if he was ready to get married to begin with. So he asked.
A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat doing?""He’s dead," said his brother."He’s dead!? What do you mean he’s dead? I loved that...
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.The frog said to the princess, "I once was a handsome prince until an evil.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory is to the female students. Anyone caught.
A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down just before reaching his customer's location. He was a strong man, and trying not to be late, he lifted the coffin over his head and began walking...
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children..
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court, sir”. Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he...