In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several...
Jokes
As the door is opened, the travelling salesman is shocked to see a little lad, standing there in a silk dressing gown, cigar in one hand, glass of whiskey in.
A donkey walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
One time a brunette got hit with an apple and cried and then a red head got hit with a pumpkin and cried and then a blonde didnt know there was a bomb in her house so she farted and the house blew up and...
Suicidal blonde A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill herself. She finds a suitable tree and proceeds to hang herself by the ankles. Two.
How does Santa get through such a samll chimney into your house? Santa is an ant.
One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy walked up and said" Would you like a animal that can talk and do all of your chores" the guy thought a moment and said "Sure i would" they walked around the corner...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in.
There were two blondes going to Disneyland. They saw this road sign that said "Disneyland left", so they turned around and went home.
Remember the book "men are from mars, women are from venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday "today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story." "The process is simple....