would you give up your good looks like michael jackson did?
Jokes
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the.
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete...
A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's.
1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes. 2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. 3. Warm beer. 4. Punctuality. 5. You get to confuse everyone with.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper? An epileptic fit.
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me Lox, bagels and some cream cheese On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me.
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!