A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog, when the second man...
Jokes
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... check it out these actual cases. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done.
A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper? An epileptic fit.
1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes. 2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah. 3. Warm beer. 4. Punctuality. 5. You get to confuse everyone with.
There is no I in ugly there is you!
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully.
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One to screw in the bulb. One to hold him on the step ladder. Four to hold the step ladder steady....